훌쩍훌쩍 천조국에도 있는 탈모갤러리 근황

” 저 좆된거 맞죠? ”

” 멀쩡해 보이는데? ”

” 한 10년전부터 좆된거 같음”

” 뭘 기대하고있노 밀어라 ”

” 나 진짜 좆됐음 ”

” 시발럼 그래도 턱선은 지리네 ”

” 그래도 잘생긴 대머리 되겠네 턱선 굿”

” 1살 우리애기 좆된거에요?? ”

” 그냥 밀어버리고 수염길러서 상남자 되거라 ”

” 21살인데 벌써 이정도임..”

” 그냥 밀어버리고 대머리 에드 시런 되거라”

” 시원하게 밀고 수염세트 길러보자.
외쳐. 대 머 리 는 섹 시 해 ”

“23살인데 좆된거죠? ”
ㄴ 베지터 머리 아니노

” 머리아프게 생각하지말고 니머리에 답이 있잖니”
ㄴ 모히칸 머리 하라고 ㄹㅇ ㅋㅋㅋ

” 와이프가 나 머리좀 빠진거같다고 하는데
믿어야될지 모르겠써요”

” 미친년이 가스라이팅 하고있네 ”

” 기만자 새끼 ”

” 그냥 밀어버릴까요? ”

” 눈을 떴구나.. 탈모갤 일동은 너를 환영한단다 ”

“18살 고등학교 졸업반인데 큰일난거죠? ”

” 머리카락은 인생이고 머리카락이 없으면
넌 삶이 없는거야”

” 19살에 탈모가 오다”

” 언넝가서 멀어버려라, 학교 총기난사범처럼 생겼노”

” 20살인데 예상보다 빠르게 탈모가 오는듯..? ”

” 운명을 피하지말고 받아들이세요.
언젠가는 오게되있습니다. 그냥 즐기세요”

” 돼지에 탈모? 걍 죽어라 너는 ”

” 탈모가 문제가 아닐텐데 넌? ”

” 22살 남자인데 탈모 맞나요?
친구들이 탈모같다는데
머리 밀기는 싫어요..”

” 니가 방금 자궁에서 기어나온 신생아 아닌이상은..”
ㄴ 얼마전 태어난 내 조카가 쟤보다 머리숱 많음

” 22살 여자
여기 여자한테 도움되는 글이 별로 없는데
진짜 도와주세요.. 도대체 왜 이러는지 모르겠어요
제발 도와주세요”

” 아니 그냥 밀어버리라고 수염기르고 헬스장가서
몸키우라고”
ㄴ????
아…..

그저….


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